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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

darlinghogwarts:

maraudler:

HARRY FALLING APART AFTER SIRIUS’ DEATH IS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING THING I HAVE EVER READ I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW

WHAT IF SIRIUS WAS WATCHING FROM HEAVEN WHEN HARRY FELL APART, AND HE COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND YOU COULD HEAR HEARTBREAKING SCREAMS AS HE BEGGED DEATH TO TAKE HIM BACK AND HAD TO BE RESTRAINED BY JAMES, AND ALL HE DID FOR MONTHS WAS WATCH HARRY TO SEE IF HE WAS OKAY

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

janietimelady:

thecityofmarrow:

disneytasthic:

Hardcore Internet Clown!!

Professional Embarrassment

Less than a commuter. Hmmmmm

Lonely Disgrace

Expert Amputee

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

janietimelady:

thecityofmarrow:

disneytasthic:

Hardcore Internet Clown!!

Professional Embarrassment

Less than a commuter. Hmmmmm

Lonely Disgrace

Expert Amputee

noshepard-without-vakarian:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

it took like 5 years, but finally the truth is really out there. bless you internet for holding on to everything forever.

this whole series is literal trash and this just confirms it even more

messrs. moonywormtailpadfoot, and prongs

purveyors of aids to magical mischief-makers

[not my gifs | my typography and edits]

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service